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Dad Water Cooler™ (LIMITED EDITION)

$10,000.00
$14,999.00
$10,000.00

The ultimate way to elevate your tequila water consumption — because grabbing a can from the fridge is for amateurs.

The Dad Water Cooler™ is a custom, limited-edition freestanding tequila water tower that:

  • Features upper-level “dispensing chamber” (100% non-functional but looks cool)
  • Houses up to 8 Dad Waters in the lower fridge section. It may hold more, honestly we're not completely sure.
  • Stands tall. Stands proud. Stands completely unnecessary.

For the discerning Dad Water enthusiast who demands MORE. Or less. It’s hard to tell.

Price: $10,000  
Style: Immaculate  
Functionality: Debatable  
Vibes: Maxed out

April Fools? Maybe. But it’s listed. And that’s dangerous.

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Dad Water is available to be shipped to the following states in AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MN, MO, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RH, SC, TN, TX, WT, VA, WA, DC, & WI. Please allow 1 - 2 weeks for order delivery.